Congratulations!! You have a 35% chance of knocking down A velociraptor. Now go out and fight.”
Better not go and take on any velociraptors until I get some martial arts practice in.
Since thumbing this in I have discovered (via the reviews here) that this was a rip off of Oatmeal’s work on http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/
I’m so pissed off, my apologies to all affected by this, I too was duped.