http://shitamericaneeds.com/2008/04/09/12-victorias-secret-to-finally-be-revealed-she-has-crabs/

“Victoria’s Secret has been waving sexuality in the faces of Americans for many years without ever once coming clean about Victoria’s actual secret.

Not only is this concealment frustrating from a sheer curiosity perspective (ie. What is her secret?), but it directly contradicts America’s supposed value for corporate responsibility.”