Everybody is guilty of the occasional in-car hanky panky, but a couple in The Hague, Netherlands has raised the bar. When confronted by officers suspicious of the fogged up windows (and rocking motion) the nude occupants offered a surprising excuse for their state – they claimed to be merely researching the effects of 58 erection pills. What?! Simultaneously? Sequentially? In one sitting? The 53 year old fellow and his 19 year old test volunteer almost got away with it, but the fuzz found some marijuana on the guy and summarily arrested him (out of jealousy).