http://stephenjungels.com/jungels.net/articles/mod-rewrite-recipes.html

mod_rewrite recipes

http://www.tate.org.uk/tateetc/issue9/emblemearthly_images.htm

Tim Noble and Sue Webster
Dirty White Trash [With Gulls] 1998
Six months’ worth of the artists’ rubbish
the artists

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1diiP2dLuk

This gets a thumb because it made me laugh like a drain. Frankly, I think a child watching Fight Club is in a much better mental position than one spending hours in front of tele-fucking-tubbies. At the very least they’ll be getting exercise once a week at the underground kindergarten fight club meet-up.

Remember, kids, The first rule of kindergarten is, you do not talk about kindergarten…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd_h2udkXQs

From the page: “Paul McCartney and Heather Mills – Wearing My Rolex”

Fan-fucking-tastic.

“Usually drink, usually dance, usually bubble” will be in my brain like a worm again now.

http://www.thatsabloke.com/content/jokes/bequest.php

“The bequest”, a good old fashioned joke, also known as “The Sugar Daddy”

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/grant_wahl/05/30/keller.mailbag

Three weeks after helping rescue Fulham FC from the relegation abyss to stay up in the English Premier League, Kasey Keller has a decision to make. Should the 38-year-old American goalkeeper stay with Fulham, even if it means serving as a backup behind new signing Mark Schwarzer? Should Keller follow Brian McBride out the door and finish up his career in Major League Soccer — specifically his hometown Seattle Sounders FC, which debuts in MLS next season?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=A1YourView&xml=/sport/2008/05/30/ufnsix130.xml

I’m biased but it should be “domestic” players. Fulham have a bunch of Welsh and Northern Irish players but would be penalised because they aren’t “English”.

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/05/30/the-world-science-festival-oliver-sacks-at-the-met/index.html

One of my eyes is next to useless so I’m essentially stereoblind.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/article4027620.ece

How was it for you? The usual mix of theatre, tedium, joy and despair? From Keegan’s comeback to Terry’s tears, however you found 2007-08, it was eventful. Here are 50 talking points, matches and dramas that shaped the football season

http://www.pound-a-day.co.uk/leisure-hobbies-and-crafts/public-speaking/becoming-larger-than-life.php

Becoming Larger Than Life