http://shitamericaneeds.com/2008/04/02/5-someone-to-ask-tom-cruise-are-you-serious/

Shit America Needs – #5 Someone To Ask Tom Cruise: “Are You Serious?”

The majority of Americans familiar with Tom Cruise’s enthusiastic adoption of Scientology have already written him off as a nutjob. And not just a mid-level nutjob that’s par for the Hollywood course, but the type of nutjob that talks to himself in the mirror, refers to himself in the third person, and probably eats his own cult-flavored boogers.