http://www.flickr.com/photos/guano/414733876/

Bugatti Veyron

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnezldGu7JU

Every now and again a little dance song will get into my brain and eat away at me like a musical tapeworm.

“That’s when I start promising the world to a brand new girl I don’t even know yet – next thing she’s wearing my Rolex”

http://shitamericaneeds.com/2008/05/16/37-the-phrase-lol-to-only-be-used-when-laughing-out-loud/

Save America: only LOL when you’re really loling!

http://www.thenext45years.com/2008/05/23-heartfelt-reasons-i-will-always-be-faithful-to-my-wife.html

23 Heartfelt Reasons I Will Always be Faithful to My Wife

Found via Jonathan Fields

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/04/business/04unbox.html?scp=1&sq=Can%20You%20Become%20a%20Creature%20of%20New%20Habits%3F&st=nyt

Via JEMayer

http://vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/gallery/featured/GAL1137262/1/15/index.htm

Since baseball’s Expansion Era began in 1961, fans have witnessed some truly memorable seasons by starting pitchers, the top 15 of which we recap here.

http://www.michaelstevenson.com/contemporary/exhibitions/victor/smoke13.htm

Michael Stevenson Smoke Portraits

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/05644a5d0f

Take a border patrol traffic stop and The Benny Hill theme (yakety sax) and you have comedy genius.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=copVfYSPmwA

Fulham Fc – The Great Escape

http://www.potomacsoccerwire.com/news/458/2915

From the page: “The story of Fulham’s great escape from the threat of relegation from the top league in English football, the Premier League, is a lesson in the miracles that can happen when a team never quits pursuing every point and every goal with the proverbial “it ain’t over ’til its over” attitude. It is also a great example of how the existence of relegation in a league structure can pump fan passions to a fever pitch, even when their team is not at the top of the rankings, a level of passion seen rarely in American soccer.

True relegation is an unknown aspect of league structure in MLS, and in major American sports – period. Americans have a characteristic singular focus on the top prize, the winner, the championship. But what if, as in English football, teams at the bottom of the standings weren’t rewarded with higher draft picks, but actually booted from the league to a lower division to make room for champions from that lower division? The corresponding threat to revenues, loss of star players, less TV coverage, and sheer pride would no doubt fill the seats of the half empty stadiums we see in America towards the end of a season when all hopes of reaching the playoffs have been lost. Instead of giving up and saying “we’ll get ’em next year,” fans would be locked in what English football calls a “relegation battle” that often contains far more drama than the crowning of single champion.”

I like the salary cap, the draft and many aspects of American sports, but my issue with it, despite my love of MLB, is this very fact. The bottom club in a division should be relegated – perhaps one from each league via a play off – and the best from the league below promoted.